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[86] In dread that the town of giants would want vengeance on David for killing the town's champion (Goliath) and a number of other Philistines, David pretended to be crazy. When he pretended to own insanity he produced marks on the town's gate and Permit saliva drool into his beard.[87] Achish was repulsed by David's meant sanity and so he experie